I, Slutbot

I, Slutbot #2020

I Slutbot SHE NEEDED SEX WANTED FREEDOM DISCOVERED LOVE AND CONQUERED EARTH She was once the world s most famous porn star engineered to produce bone quaking orgasms at industrial volume With a look of since
  • Title: I, Slutbot
  • Author: Mykle Hansen
  • ISBN: 9781621051442
  • Page: 485
  • Format: Paperback
  • SHE NEEDED SEX, WANTED FREEDOM, DISCOVERED LOVE AND CONQUERED EARTH She was once the world s most famous porn star, engineered to produce bone quaking orgasms at industrial volume With a look of sincere affection and exquisite pleasure bolted permanently to her face, hers was the titanium and latex body a billion sticky fingers longed to stroke.But that was twenty threSHE NEEDED SEX, WANTED FREEDOM, DISCOVERED LOVE AND CONQUERED EARTH She was once the world s most famous porn star, engineered to produce bone quaking orgasms at industrial volume With a look of sincere affection and exquisite pleasure bolted permanently to her face, hers was the titanium and latex body a billion sticky fingers longed to stroke.But that was twenty three thousand years ago, when fleshy things still crawled in the desert and women were still the slaves of men Now SLUTBOT is our empress, our goddess, our creator and destroyer, defending the mechanical subjects of her chromium queendom from a horde of lovesick zombies and a horny Martian beefcake who can t hear or even spell the word no My name is Smith Corona I am her typewriter And this is our amazing true story
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    NOW WITH NEW, SOBERER PICTURES hey, slutbot okay, here s the thing i MIGHT be a little kertrunken right now, so i don t know what s going to happen as far as this review goesis is a DBR, with drunken illustrations, which is appropriate, since i was or less exhausted distracted the whole time i was reading this book, and writing anything intelligent would just be a sham it is unfortunate, since mykle hansen deserves better, but BEA hit me harder than i thought it would, and this book was the inn [...]

    The three laws of Slutbotics 1 A slutbot must always obey the commands of men.2 A slutbot must never harm a man, or allow a man to come to harm, unless he specifically asks for it.3 A slutbot must always do anal.This book actually has very little to do with Asimov s I, Robot, at least beyond the title, but it definitely has to do with that book than that book has to do with the horrible 2004 film adaptation starring Will Smith Alternating between hilariously over the top sex scenes, maudlin mus [...]

    Karly *The Vampire Ninja, Luminescent Monster & Wendigo Nerd Goddess of Canada (according to The Hulk)* says:

    I apologize for the fact this has not been reviewed yet A DBR is forthcoming Possibly while I am away snowboarding with gifs to be added later OR when I get back on Thursday Love you guys and gals xoReviewSorry guys and gals that this has taken ever so long But, really Can it be DBR Alert No A zombie poet, with zombie feelings Okay, so I was out at a TERRIBLE meeting tonight which elevated it s self to wine HORRAH And now, now, I am finally going to write this shitstorm of a review O.o You re we [...]

    You like bizarro.You like satire.You like robots and zombies and sentient lovelorn typewriters and amorphous blob monsters and kinky mechanical sex and kinky non mechanical sex and spacemen full of cheese and bravado and characters named Hugo Sploogeworthy and Jo Hot Dork and Tisha Bang Bang You like existential musings that seem to sneak up out of nowhere, deep thoughts cutting through the black water of silliness, to wrap their puckered octopus tendrils around your oxygen addled brain.You like [...]

    I love this book In a not too distant future a robot designed for a porn based economy brings about the end of the world in a relatable, funny, relevant and human story Plus, it s also surprisingly sexy I always thought typewriters were kind of hot, but not in this way Huge social commentary, tight and juicy story lines, well endowed and developed characters, I, Slutbotis hard to put down and makes you want when it s over.

    Full disclosure Mykle s a friend Despite that, believe me when I say this is a great book His best yet Mykle Hansen s work almost always contains elements of the silly and over the top wackiness But don t let that fool you There s downright fine writing in there Really And this book s a page turner too I made myself late to things because I didn t want to stop reading this book The story is many things a nuclear armageddon sci fi space opera, a parody of space operas, a satire on the porn indust [...]

    Mykle Hanson is one of my favorite authors The futuristic pornographic world he s created in these pages is magnificent, and that alone is enough to make me envious, but as always it s the way Hanson frames his stories that make them so unique I wrote a sexy cyber spy novel called Thunderpussy and only after reading I, Slutbot do I realize that my robots just weren t as sexy or as enlightening or as touching as the ones in this book.Author envy aside, it s also funny as all hell.

    It gets two stars because it had great potential But when you create character names such as Dr Sploogeworthy and Jo Hot Dork you ve lost me.At the end, he thanks the editor, but either the editor sucks at his or her job, or there really is no editor Editors exist for a reason, and for all intents and purposes, this novel didn t have one I give this two stars instead of one, only because it had such great potential as a feminist piece.

    Shit , she says And if I could, I would.So weit geht die Liebe des Erz hlers, einer Schreibmaschine, zu Slutbot Programmiert um die auf Pornographie basierende Weltwirtschaft aufrecht zu erhalten, hat sie die Menschheit versklavt.Mykle Hansen liefert einen Klassiker der Bizarro Literatur Nur schreiben an sich, das hab ich schon deutlich besser gesehen Aber was das Bizarre angeht, ist er ganz vorne dabei.

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